Sunday, January 30, 2011

Alison Bruce Rings in the Year of the Rabbit

 The Year of the Gold Rabbit

“The last time we spoke, we were arguing. Right there,” I said waving in the direction of the kitchen counter the constable was leaning against. “About that stupid ornament and Chinese New Year of all things.” I shook my head in disbelief.

While the swarthy, stone-faced police officer took notes, I was fussing about making tea and setting out cookies, as if this was social occasion, not a murder investigation.

“You were arguing about Chinese New Year?”

“My husband thinks - thought - that I’m silly to celebrate Chinese New Year when I’m not Chinese. I’ve never understood why that mattered. I celebrate Christmas with his family and I’m not Christian. Anyway, I like Chinese New Year  better than the western one.”

Much better, I thought. Chinese New Year was celebrated over two weeks with days for family, friends, ancestors, solitude ... noodles. The western New Year’s Eve was marked with extravagant parties, too much alcohol, too much noise and too many of my husband’s drunk friends groping ass and pressing sloppy kisses.

“And the ornament?” the constable prompted. “A bronze bunny?”

“It’s the year of the Gold Rabbit - well any metal actually. See,” I pointed to the plate rail around the breakfast nook. It had been enlarged to accommodate larger items, though the first item in the line was a porcelain plate ornately painted with dancing rats. Beside it was a earthenware figure of an ox; next a cast-iron tiger was crouched.

“Ben bought me the plate the first year we were married.”

“Did he buy the other ornaments?”

“Just the first. My sister gave me the ox - I was born in the Year of the Ox. I found the tiger at a St Jacob’s market. See, there are two earth years, then two metal years, next year and the year after will be water. I was thinking of glass figures to represent water... shit, I’m babbling aren’t I?”

The kettle whistled blew, giving me something to focus on. I wasn’t a babbler by nature. Ox people aren’t. They are strong, steadfast and indomitable. If I kept telling myself that, maybe I’d believe it.

I warmed the pot before adding loose tea and just-off-the-boil water. I made enough for the constable and myself. No point in brewing for the crew in the study. They were too busy taking prints, and photographing blood spatter while they waited for the medical examiner to arrive.

With everything laid out at the table, I finally sat down for the first time since I came home.

Since I came home... seems like a life time ago, but it was less than two hours. The smell was the first thing that alerted me. It drew me to Ben’s home office where I found him, head caved in, slumped over the documents he was working on at his desk.

He was an investment manager. As I has already explained to the constable, and would probably explain over and over again, Ben often worked at home. The partnership had offices but he mostly met his clients at their homes or places of business or here. I didn’t mention that our marriage might have been better if he didn’t bring his work home. They’d figure it out fast enough when they examined the papers Ben had bled so profusely over.

“Tell me about the argument and what happened next.”

I gave myself a moment to collect myself by pouring tea. Once I had taken care of my duties as hostess and my hands were wrapped around a hot mug, I started recounting everything I remembered.

The argument had started when Ben saw the bill for the bronze rabbit. I was making pork dumplings when he stomped in, waving the VISA bill. He took the rabbit down from its place on the shelf and brandished it while he berated me for my adherence to another culture’s holiday.

“He started by chastising me for wasting money but, as I pointed out, it was my money, not his - therefore none of his business. So the old “why do you observe Chinese New Year” argument got pulled out again. Then he smashed the rabbit into the dumplings I had just made. I was so mad, I grabbed my coat and purse and slammed out the back door.”

The constable looked around the kitchen for evidence of the dumplings.

“I cleaned up when I got home. They’re in the green garbage if you want to check.”

His nose wrinkled up in distaste. No doubt someone would check. Not him. Not now.

“Where did you go after you left the house?” he asked, getting back on point.

“I called a friend and we went out for sushi downtown. I’m not sure when we got there, but we left at three –  she had to get home for her kids. I did about three pots of tea worth of venting.”

I provided the name and contact information of my friend, the restaurant and oriental market I went next to pick up new dumpling wrappers.

“When I got home, I came through the backdoor. I wasn’t surprised that the kitchen was still a mess. Ben wouldn’t lift a finger in the kitchen. I cleaned up then went to see if he was in his office and if there was anyone with him. Some of his clients are scary.”

“Scary how?”

“This is awkward,” I said hesitantly. “I suspect that a large part of my husband’s client list are... uh... connected. I’m not sure that he does anything illegal ...” I trailed off. Very awkward.

Whether Ben's actions were legal or not, I was damned sure they were immoral. Let’s be frank though, I wasn’t going to mess with the mob.

A plainclothes detective walked in. With a nod to the constable, he left and she sat at the table. She looked at the untouched mug of tea, stirred in a spoonful of sugar and took a sip before speaking.

“Were you aware that your husband’s clients included identified members of organized crime?”

I didn’t bother evading.

“I suspected as much. To be honest, I was too frightened to ask.”

“How much do you know about your husband’s business and clients.”

“Not much about the business beyond the stuff you pick up at parties - shop talk. I’d see many of his business associates at our annual New Year’s Eve party and the annual barbeque that Jim and Elaine threw. They’re Ben’s partners.”

I was asked for full names and contact information again.

“Have you ever met a Mr Zaid Nadir?”

I shook my head. “Not that I know of.”

I did have a very unpleasant but polite man come looking for Ben when I was alone in the house. I don’t think it was Nadir, but maybe one of his followers. He scared the hell out of me.

“I saw the name on the papers Ben was working on,” I admitted. “When I saw Ben – I know it’s silly all things considered  – I had to check. I didn’t touch anything, but I had to know if he was breathing. There was so much blood, but I could see that the last thing he was working on was a life insurance policy. The name Nadir stood out because there was no blood there - like Ben had been covering up the name when he was struck, then his hand slipped. It was so “CSI” it stuck in my head.”

The detective seemed to accept this, but I took that to be more indicative of a good poker face than anything else. As the wife of the deceased, I was her prime suspect. Eventually I would be eliminated as my alibi checked out and the physical evidence was examined. I hadn’t handled the rabbit since I polished it and placed it on the shelf using my chamois so I wouldn’t leave marks on the smooth surface.


If I happened to tell one of Ben’s associates that I suspected my husband was dealing with terrorists –  not that the police ever confirmed that Nadir was a terrorist, even after he turned up dead – but if I did, and they took exception to this, that’s not my fault. I think it’s comforting to know that just because a person is a criminal, doesn’t mean he can’t also be patriotic.

As for the brass bunny, it’s in an evidence box somewhere. A smaller, solid gold rabbit has taken it’s place the shelf.

Happy New Year!



Alison Bruce is a writer, editor and designer. She produces Crime Writers of Canada's publications, including this blog, and is on the Board of Action Read Literacy Centre.


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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Kay Stewart: New Year; New Book

 New Year's Eve...


RCMP Constable Danutia Dranchuk pinned another crime scene photo to the board. This one showed Esther Mike’s distorted face, her eyes and neck bulging from the black ribbon used to strangle her. Ordinarily, the pressure would have forced the tongue from her mouth. Not in this case. Rammed down her throat was her severed right hand.

Danutia had just been put in charge of stalled investigations into the deaths of Esther Mike and a second Aboriginal woman, Marie Wilson. A 33-year-old status Indian from the New Songhees Reserve in Esquimalt, Esther had been charged with various offences by both the Victoria police and West Shore RCMP. Her mug shots showed a woman losing her good looks as addiction and a hard life took their toll. In the last one, taken the previous October, a half-moon scar disfigured her left cheek. By that time, according to family members, she’d lost her three children to Social Services and was drifting from man to man. During the Christmas holidays she had been sleeping on a friend’s couch, on the nights she came home. The last time she’d been seen, as far as anyone had been willing to say, was the Friday before New Year’s. When her body was found, she was wearing a flounced red skirt with black fishnet stockings and a garter belt. The investigating officer assumed she’d been hooking.

A few days later, Danutia was waiting for Body Transport at Witty’s Lagoon when the coroner, an avid birder, mentioned a rare spectacle he’d seen: red-necked phalaropes spinning in circles to stir up food from the lagoon’s marshy bottom. “Couldn’t tell if they were males or females,” he said. “They were probably juveniles, this late, and the plumage is the same in both sexes. It’s a different story with the adults. One’s larger, with brighter plumage, and I bet you think it’s the male, but it’s not. The phalaropes are one of the few bird species where the females put on the sexual display.”

McCasland’s chance remark about “sexual display” sent Danutia scurrying back to her files on the two Aboriginal women. Soon she found what she was looking for. On the Easter Saturday Marie Wilson disappeared, she had gone dancing at the Castaway Club. The theme for that night was Hawaiian Luau. Marie had been strangled with the lei of artificial flowers she’d worn as part of her costume. On a hunch, Danutia called the club and asked what the theme had been for New Year’s Eve.

The manager put her on hold while he checked his calendar. “Moulin Rouge,” he said. “You know, can-can dancers.”

Can-can dancers. Flounced skirts, fishnet stockings, choker ribbons around their necks. “I’ll be right out,” Danutia said.

--Adapted from Sitting Lady Sutra, forthcoming from TouchWood Editions, March 2011


A native of Texas, Kay completed her M.A. and Ph.D. at the University of Oregon. She taught for many years at the University of Alberta before moving to Vancouver Island in 2000. When she isn’t at the computer, Kay is often working in the garden at the rural property near Nanaimo that she shares with her husband and assorted wildlife. 

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Joan Boswell Rings in the New Year

Happy New Year?


Should the arrival of a new year be cause for celebration, an unquestioningly joyful welcome to 2011’s opportunities? The crowds on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, in Nathan Phillips Square in Toronto or in any other public space where revellers gather to sing and dance the new year in would lead you to believe this.

But many don’t share this sentiment. Consideration of what 2011 may bring makes them apprehensive, even deeply uneasy?

It isn’t that they don’t hope and even expect that the year will be a good one. Rather this uneasiness seems to arise from a deeply ingrained fear of tempting the gods to wield their power and punish any mortal who dares to expect good to happen to her. I think it’s why in some cultures people do not like anyone making favourable remarks about a child, superstitious that this will bring bad luck.

Aging may intensify the reaction. The knowledge that, statistically, you or your contemporaries may not make it through the year without significant losses may colour your judgment. And a new year brings you closer to the front of the line, to the sign up sheet for eternity.

However I don’t believe aging has anything to do with disliking new years. For most who feel this way the dread of the new year began long ago in their teens or twenties.

How to avoid such negativity? A good question.

One solution is to totally ignore the new year, to refuse to watch the ball drop in Times Square, to deliberately avoid making resolutions for personal betterment, to carry on as if the turning of a calendar page is of no significance whatsoever.

I suspect those who claim that the new year begins in September belong to this gang and make their commitments for change in the fall when they can ignore the implications of a new year.

But for those who didn’t take Labour Day as a marker, a second solution is to make commitments to improve not because it’s the new year but because it just happens to be time. For writers this could mean vowing to sit at your desk every weekday morning by nine, to write a prescribed number of pages each day, to diligently apply yourself to discovering all that the digital world offers, to be brave and venture into the world of blogs and twittering not merely as a silent skulker but as a participant.

Whatever camp you fall into I wish you a Happy New Year.




Author of the Hollis Grant mystery series (Cut Off His Tale, Cut to the Quick and Cut to the Chase), Joan Boswell's first creative career was as an artist. After ten solo shows and four posters produced by Posters International, she switched her focus to writing. Once she became a member of Ottawa’s notorious Ladies’ Killing Circle there was no turning back. She has had stories in each of their six books: The Ladies’ Killing Circle, Cottage Country Killers, Menopause Is Murder, Fit to Die, Bone Dance, Boomers Go Bad, and Going Out With a Bang.
http://joanboswell.ca


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